Jason's pretty funny, so this my become a somewhat regular thing...
This morning, Jon was in the kitchen making his lunch, and up on the stool to get something from the top shelf. Jason comes running into the living room all excited:
"Jon's up high! He's-a gonna fall! He's a gonna get hurt!"
Now, this wasn't a scared sounding exited or a sad excited... it was happy excited. Corey and I were already laughing. Corey said "it sounds like you want Jon to fall!" I added, "are you happy about Jon falling?"
Jason looks over at me with this look of pure shock. "Mom, this is BAD NEWS!"
He's a hilarious 3-year-old. :D